{"id":425,"date":"2009-11-22T23:50:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T22:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xarcom.net\/blog\/?p=425"},"modified":"2010-03-22T20:16:02","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T19:16:02","slug":"chiste-del-fisico-el-quimico-y-el-informatico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.xarcom.net\/index.php\/chiste-del-fisico-el-quimico-y-el-informatico\/","title":{"rendered":"Chiste del f\u00edsico, el qu\u00edmico y el inform\u00e1tico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un f\u00edsico, un qu\u00edmico y un programador van en un coche por la carretera.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0De repente, el coche comienza a hacer un ruido extra\u00f1o. Paran el coche, y dejando el motor en marcha elucubran sobre lo que sucede mirando el motor.<br \/>\nEl fisico dice:<br \/>\n\u2013 Evidentemente, hay un problema de rozamiento entre los pistones, de ahi el ru\u00eddo.<\/p>\n<p>El quimico replica:<br \/>\n\u2013 De eso nada, el ru\u00eddo es debido a que la gasolina esta mal mezclada.<\/p>\n<p>El programador va y dice:<br \/>\n\u2013 Por que no lo apagamos, lo encendemos, y probamos que tal\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Chiste del f\u00edsico, el qu\u00edmico y el inform\u00e1tico\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xarcom.net\" target=\"_blank\">Chiste del f\u00edsico, el qu\u00edmico y el inform\u00e1tico<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un f\u00edsico, un qu\u00edmico y un programador van en un coche por la carretera. \u00a0De repente, el coche comienza a hacer un ruido extra\u00f1o. Paran el coche, y dejando el motor en marcha elucubran sobre lo que sucede mirando el motor. 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